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St. Louis Jeep Owners’ Club

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Jeep has always been a lifestyle brand. Even in the wastelands its aficionados will obsessively track down any abandoned wrecks to salvage for repair parts or - if they’re lucky enough to find one sufficiently intact - add a new vehicle to their fleet.

The “Jocks” as they’re called have all bought into the pre-war brand lifestyle. Each jeep is kept immaculately clean (by wasteland standards) and sports a row of rubber ducks (or facsimiles thereof) on their dashboard. If you know, you know.

Unfortunately late model Jeeps were never built as well as the line’s military roots would imply. Yet the Jocks would never consider driving them like anything other than battle tested all terrain combat vehicles. A Jeep doesn’t need armor. Its driver doesn’t need to worry about their safety — the Jeep is the toughest vehicle around!

That thought is firmly intrenched in each drivers’ mind as they inevitably drive their not-a-military-vehicle into collisions, often with explosive results.

The Jocks would like to remind you that, as the printed disclaimer on their pamphlet clearly states, the St. Louis Jeep Owners’ Club is certifiably Not A Cult.

The Team: