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Driver: Buford Biggalo Vehicle: MFP Biggalo Teams: Volunteer Highway Patrol Base: 1980 Kenner Fast 111s Blue Monday
Some people are born to drive. Addicted to the smells of fuel and burnt rubber. Able to guide metal behemoths in a ballet of speed and destruction. A true road warrior.
Others grow up obsessing over cult movies to the point they’ve convinced themselves that they’ll be the one to finally tame the SLAGLands highways.
They’d trade their dream of the legendary V8 Interceptor for the reality of an affordable aftermarket panel van. They’d splurge on their quintessential paint job and then run out of budget and only afford half a lift kit.
MFP Biggalo is convinced he’s going to bring civility to the wastelands one street at a time.
He’ll be lucky to survive his first death race.